I am now in a somehow shallow and distant, sexual relationship with a lot of men. Men which have dedicated a part of their lovelife and intimacy to me, or at least to my slightly perverted art; the dickpic-project. Some of them are single, some of them are not. Some of them are married, some… Continue reading An adultrine born of online-infidelity?
Author: Maria Magdalena Hulder
Tja, hva skal man si?
I come from the land of happiness and cross country skiing and awesome chessplayers with weird eyebrows; Norway. I'm a crazy bitch, an anarchist witch, I'm slightly overweight and my hair is getting grey. Enjoy!
Post-Christmas-depression treatment
Every time I’m sitting down to write about my post-christmas-depression treatment I find myself procrastinating over Facebook memes and listening to really cheerfull music and totally screwing up my unhappy vibes. It’s impossible to write about how sad I was at the end of last year when I’m listening to Bonny M, Amira Willighagen or Captain Hook.… Continue reading Post-Christmas-depression treatment
Post-Christmas-depression treatment
Every time I'm sitting down to write about my post-christmas-depression treatment I find myself procrastinating over Facebook memes and listening to really cheerfull music and totally screwing up my unhappy vibes. It's impossible to write about how sad I was at the end of last year when I'm listening to Bonny M, Amira Willighagen or… Continue reading Post-Christmas-depression treatment
Victims of human trafficking
It is said that the devil loves secrets unspoken. Particularly those which gnaw like demons on a tormented soul. Can this raging demons be defeated without taken them by their horns? Can evil be killed with silence? Can I restrict the demons in my heart by not talking about them, or just forget that they… Continue reading Victims of human trafficking
En liten menneskehandel
Det sies at djevelen elsker usagte hemmeligheter. Spesielt de som gnager som demoner på et menneskes sjel. Kan man bekjempe disse rasende demonene uten å ta selve djevelen ved hornene? Kan man tie dem ihjel? Kan man legge bånd på demonene i sitt hjerte ved å la være å snakke om dem? Eller kan man… Continue reading En liten menneskehandel
Elskede avstandsforelskelse
Så ligger jeg her da, søvnløs, mens jeg smaker på min egen hvitløksånde, uten annet enn en katt som selskap, og lurer på hvor den store kjærligheta ble av. Jeg møtte ham i en annen by, i en annen verden, i et annet liv, i et annet årtusen. Han satte seg ned ved min side… Continue reading Elskede avstandsforelskelse
This fierce and violent infatuation
So I’m lying here, in my bed, sleepless, tasting my own garlic breath, with only a castrated, male cat as my company, wondering where that great love took off. I met him in another town, in another world, in another life, in another millenium. He sat down next to me and said: “What if me… Continue reading This fierce and violent infatuation
Ikke be om hjelp! Krev din rett i stedet!
For hvert sitat jeg ser av Maud Angelicas tale føler jeg en intens trang til å gå på flatfylla og banke møkka ut av noen. Ikke fordi det er noe galt med den lille prinsessens tale. Den var vakker og sterk og gripende og fikk meg til å begynne å grine. En ung kvinne, en… Continue reading Ikke be om hjelp! Krev din rett i stedet!
Du er nr. 1 i køen – vennligst vent på svar!
Jeg blir holdt som gissel. I mitt eget hjem, i min egen kropp, av mitt eget hjerte, mine egne følelser; min egen jævla sentimentalitet. Jeg føler meg myk som en marsmallow. En bløt, klissen marsmallow som smelter i varm, søt sjokolade og fortæres av usentimentale vesener fra en usentimental verden jeg ikke forstår, der andres… Continue reading Du er nr. 1 i køen – vennligst vent på svar!
The Grinch and I
So has the day come for sorrow, hatred, anger and issues beyond repair; Christmas eve. I woke up crying with my tormented mind filled with images of extreme violence. The comming nights are so perfect for accidents pretty common for this holiday, like arson, or misplaced fireworks cutting off fingers and blowing up eyes, but… Continue reading The Grinch and I
365 sober days 