I pointed startled in my state of being slightly drunk at a pair of dildos he had picked out as the most popular and which I thought were ridiculously tiny for any one-eyed trouser snake to be, not to mention for a dildo.
Author: Maria Magdalena Hulder
Tja, hva skal man si?
I come from the land of happiness and cross country skiing and awesome chessplayers with weird eyebrows; Norway. I'm a crazy bitch, an anarchist witch, I'm slightly overweight and my hair is getting grey. Enjoy!
Football v.s. Gay pride
I remember feeling deceived when I learned his preferences were men, and isn't it also a hoax not to let the world know which of our superheros are straight or gay?
Football v.s. friendship
There's obviously a limit to my friendship and it seems that the limit is extra innings.
Football v.s. sex
Is bad sex better than bad football? Or is bad sex just as insulting to a woman as bad football is?
Association football
Football can be associated with opera! You can learn to appreciate football, but if it doesn't touch your soul, you can never really understand what it's all about. Just like opera!
Violent psycho v.s. writer?
You need to get another obsession than me, like knitting or embroidery, or something useful that's not a danger to other peoples health, both the mental and the physical.
Pornographic images?
"I can feel the anxiety rage through my entire system. My breath, my heartbeat, my muscles, my skin. And to challenge the peripheries of my solace this way, in any way, is to provoke these horrible demons which were literally torturing me for a decade."
Envious bitches: vol. III
That's right! I'm not done with you envious bitches just yet. Far from it! Nothing's over until the last word is spoken, and I can assure you that the last word will forever be mine. I shall, despite you're not worthy of any kindness, tell you why. Because YOU ARE CHICKENS!!! Yup! That's right! You're… Continue reading Envious bitches: vol. III
Envious bitches; vol. II
That's right! I'm talking to you envious bitches again. All of you who're not capable of seeing other peoples friendship prosper and be fruitful, especially not someone you've spend years stalking and get to know, so you can be as destructive as possible in as short time as possible just because you rodents are unable… Continue reading Envious bitches; vol. II
Envious bitches
That's right! I'm talking to you! The envious bitches with nothing better to do than to wage war against others because you just can't help yourself and all the hatred you carry, but are unable to control and unwilling to deal with in therapi. Exactly! All you bitches who're not fit to admit your flaws,… Continue reading Envious bitches
365 sober days 