In this little poem wrapped in tears and bad rymes, I give to her so ever lasting present, the gift of eternal life... You would think she was born on a stormy night with angels of death falling from the sky. She was in a rush, you see, cut out of mamas belly faster than a… Continue reading In memory of Luca Skywalker
Dagen etter at jeg ble kvinnelig Blystadlia-mester i spikerhamring på fotballbanen som igjen var dagen etter min 48'ende bursdag, våkna jeg opp til noen frier-meldinger på søndag morgen om hvor det ble av meg kvelden før. Jeg svarte som sant var, at jeg ikke visste hvor det hadde blitt av meg. Etter sporene i leiligheten… Continue reading Nylontauet og Sylvi Listhaug
Yes, you read me right! I want a picture of your private parts. Or to be more correct; your penis. Your erected manhood. For an art project. I want to eternalize your heat-seeking moisture missile hopefully at an art event, or some fancy, big museum of modern art. Who knows? I believe the topic of… Continue reading I want a picture of your privates!
I'm being held hostage. In my own home, in my own body by my own heart, my own emotions; my own damn sentimentality. I feel soft as a marshmallow. A soggy, sticky marshmallow melting in hot, sweet chocolate and devoured by unsentimental creatures from an unsentimental world I don't understand, where the pain and ruin,… Continue reading Hostage
This was the day of regret and shame. Regret, not only because I haven't been able to stay sober for many days at a time, perhaps not more than three or four tops after the first week, but also because I spent the money I was supposed to spend on my japanese course, which I… Continue reading A disastrous birthday
I no longer understand what my psychologist want from me. Off course it was a lot worse when I had a therapist who didn't understand me, but it's pretty darn frustrating not to understand your therapist either. That eternal ongoing nagging about getting intouch with my feelings. I don't get it. I feel like getting… Continue reading In karma we trust
Jeg var ganske så tøff i trynet der jeg fortsatt lå under dyna med varmelakenet på hakk 2 og tenkte romantiske tanker om årets første skitur dagen før og la ut i det vide og breie på Facebook om skituren jeg skulle ta senere på formidda'n, men så fort jeg stakk det samme trynet utafor… Continue reading 52 dager i året! På å røyke?!
Where do I find the beginning of heaven? Can I find it where the swinging treetops stop, where the swallovs are dancing their airballet with the last summers litter of chickens? Is it at the highest of mountains, over the rainbow, above the next hilltop, or is it where the grass sprouts in freshly sown… Continue reading Dark secrets of repair kits
«Hvordan så han ut?», spurte hun. Jeg smilte. «Han hadde langt, vakkert, kobberrødt hår som alderen bleknet så det skinte som messing. Huden hans var lys brun og lå stramt over muskler som vitnet om år med hard trening.", forklarte jeg. "Han møtte meg alltid med et stort smil. Leppene hans var fyldige med en… Continue reading Klovner og døde menn
You might think that falling asleep using your doormat as a pillow because you couldn’t find the keys which slipped through your fingers and landed on the floor two feet from where your head hit the doormat the night before, is what’s called hitting rock bottom, but no! Unless this is something that occur more… Continue reading Hitting rock bottom